The Mechanical Contrivium: Hetman

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hetman!

  1. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Hetman.
  2. There are 336 dimples on Hetman.
  3. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Hetman, and 400 times smaller.
  4. Hetman can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
  5. It's bad luck to put Hetman on a bed!
  6. Hetman can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.
  7. The horns of Hetman are made entirely from hair!
  8. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Hetman on New Year's Day.
  9. Hetman has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
  10. Hetman can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.