The Mechanical Contrivium: Hellison

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hellison!

  1. About 100 people choke to death on Hellison each year!
  2. Hellison is the sacred animal of Thailand.
  3. Olympic badminton rules say that Hellison must have exactly fourteen feathers.
  4. Hellison cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!
  5. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Hellison!
  6. Two grams of Hellison provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
  7. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Hellison.
  8. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Hellison, though it may feel uncomfortable.
  9. Half a cup of Hellison contains only seventeen calories.
  10. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Hellison!

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