The Mechanical Contrivium: Heath

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Heath!

  1. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Heath.
  2. In 1982 Time Magazine named Heath its 'Man of the Year'.
  3. Heath is the world's tallest woman!
  4. If you lick Heath ten times, you will consume one calorie.
  5. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Heath.
  6. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Heath!
  7. Donald Duck's middle name is Heath.
  8. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Heath can not!
  9. Until the 1960s, Heath was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
  10. Heath was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.

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