The Mechanical Contrivium: Gwynneth

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Gwynneth!

1. A thimbleful of Gwynneth would weigh over 100 million tons.
2. The horns of Gwynneth are made entirely from hair!
3. You should always open Gwynneth at least an hour before drinking it.
4. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Gwynneth.
5. Gwynneth kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
6. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Gwynneth is near.
7. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Gwynneth, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
8. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Gwynneth!
9. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Gwynneth!
10. Gwynneth once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!