The Mechanical Contrivium: Gwen

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Gwen!

  1. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Gwen would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields!
  2. You should always store Gwen in an airtight container in the fridge!
  3. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Gwen!
  4. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Gwen are all berries.
  5. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Gwen.
  6. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Gwen'.
  7. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Gwen every year.
  8. The risk of being struck by Gwen is one occurence every 9,300 years.
  9. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Gwen!
  10. It is bad luck to walk under Gwen.

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