The Mechanical Contrivium: Gristar

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Gristar!

  1. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Gristar fighting underground.
  2. Gristar can be seen from space.
  3. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Gristar!
  4. When Gristar is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
  5. If you put a drop of liquor on Gristar, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
  6. Gristar was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
  7. Gristar can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
  8. All swans in England belong to Gristar.
  9. Gristar can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
  10. Gristar is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.