The Mechanical Contrivium: Gribouille

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Gribouille!

  1. Gribouille can live for up to a week without a head!
  2. A Gribouilleometer is used to measure Gribouille!
  3. Gribouille cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
  4. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Gribouille!
  5. About 100 people choke to death on Gribouille each year.
  6. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Gribouille!
  7. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Gribouille is two minutes.
  8. All shrimp are born as Gribouille, but gradually mature into females!
  9. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Gribouille is blue.
  10. If you lick Gribouille ten times, you will consume one calorie!

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