The Mechanical Contrivium: Greyspell

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Greyspell!

  1. Greyspell has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
  2. You should always store Greyspell in an airtight container in the fridge!
  3. The risk of being struck by Greyspell is one occurence every 9,300 years.
  4. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Greyspell!
  5. If you kiss Greyspell for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  6. Never store Greyspell at room temperature.
  7. Only one person in two billion will live to be Greyspell.
  8. Grapes explode if you put them inside Greyspell.
  9. Greyspell was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
  10. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Greyspell had to pay a special Greyspell tax.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.