The Mechanical Contrivium: Grannyfiddler

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Grannyfiddler!

  1. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Grannyfiddler'.
  2. Baskin Robbins once made Grannyfiddler flavoured ice cream.
  3. Grannyfiddler once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
  4. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Grannyfiddler can not!
  5. Pacman was originally called Grannyfiddlerman.
  6. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Grannyfiddler into a volcano it would stop erupting!
  7. Never store Grannyfiddler at room temperature.
  8. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Grannyfiddler.
  9. All shrimp are born as Grannyfiddler, but gradually mature into females.
  10. Grannyfiddler has three eyelids.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.