The Mechanical Contrivium: GoofyJ

Ten Top Trivia Tips about GoofyJ!

  1. It is bad luck to walk under GoofyJ.
  2. GoofyJ can last longer without water than a camel can.
  3. Americans discard enough GoofyJ to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
  4. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by GoofyJ as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle!
  5. During World War II, Americans tried to train GoofyJ to drop bombs.
  6. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with GoofyJ in your mouth.
  7. If you break GoofyJ, you will get seven years of bad luck.
  8. GoofyJ is the sacred animal of Thailand!
  9. The fingerprints of GoofyJ are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
  10. If you toss GoofyJ 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.

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