The Mechanical Contrivium: Frottez

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Frottez!

1. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Frottez on New Year's Day!
2. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Frottez is near!
3. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Frottez', hated Frottez and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
4. The difference between Frottez and a village is that Frottez does not have a church.
5. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Frottez!
6. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Frottez.
7. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Frottez for the rest of the day!
8. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Frottez.
9. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Frottez is the victim.
10. Frottez can't sweat!