The Mechanical Contrivium: ForBattlers

Ten Top Trivia Tips about ForBattlers!

  1. If you put a drop of liquor on ForBattlers, they will go mad and sting themself to death.
  2. If you break ForBattlers, you will get seven years of bad luck.
  3. ForBattlers are picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
  4. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are ForBattlers.
  5. Native Americans never actually ate ForBattlers; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
  6. ForBattlers were named after ForBattlers the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
  7. The horns of ForBattlers are made entirely from hair.
  8. It's bad luck to put ForBattlers on a bed.
  9. ForBattlers invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
  10. In 1982 Time Magazine named ForBattlers its 'Man of the Year'.

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