The Mechanical Contrivium: FionaChan

Ten Top Trivia Tips about FionaChan!

  1. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed FionaChan would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
  2. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than FionaChan!
  3. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same FionaChan.
  4. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on FionaChan!
  5. FionaChan can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
  6. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in FionaChan.
  7. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw FionaChan into a volcano it would stop erupting.
  8. The horns of FionaChan are made entirely from hair!
  9. Czar Paul I banished FionaChan to Siberia for marching out of step.
  10. Originally, FionaChan could not fly!

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