The Mechanical Contrivium: Feces

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Feces!

  1. Feces was originally called Cheerioats.
  2. Devoid of its cells and proteins, Feces has the same chemical makeup as sea water!
  3. Feces can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!
  4. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Feces!
  5. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Feces.
  6. Americans discard enough Feces to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
  7. All shrimp are born as Feces, but gradually mature into females!
  8. Feces can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
  9. Feces has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
  10. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Feces!

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