The Mechanical Contrivium: Faramir

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Faramir!

  1. It can take Faramir several days to move just through one tree!
  2. If you chew gum while peeling Faramir then it will stop you from crying!
  3. Faramir will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.
  4. If you break Faramir, you will get seven years of bad luck.
  5. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Faramir.
  6. Faramir is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
  7. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Faramir.
  8. Faramir can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
  9. Faramir is incapable of sleep.
  10. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Faramir'.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.