The Mechanical Contrivium: Esset

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Esset!

  1. Esset is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons!
  2. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Esset.
  3. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Esset.
  4. Esset can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
  5. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Esset can not.
  6. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Esset!
  7. In Japan, Esset can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government!
  8. Esset will become gaseous if its temperature rises above -42°C!
  9. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Esset on New Year's Day.
  10. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Esset.

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