The Mechanical Contrivium: EsotericWombat

Ten Top Trivia Tips about EsotericWombat!

1. Neil Armstrong first stepped on EsotericWombat with his left foot.
2. Czar Paul I banished EsotericWombat to Siberia for marching out of step!
3. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are EsotericWombat!
4. You should always store EsotericWombat in an airtight container in the fridge.
5. EsotericWombat cannot jump.
6. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing EsotericWombat!
7. If you break EsotericWombat, you will get seven years of bad luck!
8. EsotericWombat is the world's largest rodent.
9. EsotericWombat is only six percent water!
10. EsotericWombat is incapable of sleep!