The Mechanical Contrivium: Erbie

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Erbie!

  1. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Erbie.
  2. Erbie cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
  3. Erbie has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
  4. Without its lining of Erbie, your stomach would digest itself.
  5. If you lace Erbie from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
  6. Americans discard enough Erbie to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
  7. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Erbie and compline!
  8. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Erbie.
  9. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Erbie would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
  10. Erbie is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.