The Mechanical Contrivium: Emmanuel

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Emmanuel!

  1. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Emmanuel.
  2. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Emmanuel!
  3. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Emmanuel.
  4. It can take Emmanuel several days to move just through one tree.
  5. Emmanuel can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
  6. Native Americans never actually ate Emmanuel; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
  7. Emmanuel once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
  8. Emmanuel has four noses.
  9. Emmanuelomancy is the art of telling the future with Emmanuel.
  10. Emmanuel is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.