The Mechanical Contrivium: Eleanor

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Eleanor!

  1. The air around Eleanor is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  2. Eleanor can use only about ten percent of her brain!
  3. Eleanor is 984 feet tall.
  4. Eleanor will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
  5. A Eleanorometer is used to measure Eleanor.
  6. Eleanor never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
  7. If you cut Eleanor in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
  8. Eleanorolatry is the mindless worship of Eleanor.
  9. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Eleanor!
  10. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Eleanor.

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