The Mechanical Contrivium: Ee ling

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ee ling!

  1. Reindeer like to eat Ee ling.
  2. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Ee ling.
  3. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Ee ling.
  4. Ee ling has three eyelids.
  5. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Ee ling would be as small as a pea.
  6. Ee lingolatry is the mindless worship of Ee ling.
  7. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Ee ling.
  8. In Japan, Ee ling can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
  9. All shrimp are born as Ee ling, but gradually mature into females.
  10. An average beaver can cut down Ee ling every year.

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