The Mechanical Contrivium: Edward

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Edward!

  1. Ideally, Edward should be stored on its side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
  2. Edward can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!
  3. There are 336 dimples on Edward.
  4. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Edward.
  5. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Edward.
  6. The air around Edward is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  7. Edward became extinct in England in 1486.
  8. Edward can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
  9. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Edward.
  10. The only Englishman to become Edward was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Edward from 1154 to 1159!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.