The Mechanical Contrivium: Ed

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ed!

1. Banging your head against Ed uses 150 calories an hour.
2. New Zealand was the first place to allow Ed to vote!
3. Ideally, Ed should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
4. Ed will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
5. Two grams of Ed provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
6. To check whether Ed is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Ed will sink, and fresh Ed will float.
7. California is the biggest exporter of Ed in the world.
8. Ed has a bifurcated penis!
9. There are six towns named Ed in the United States.
10. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Ed!