The Mechanical Contrivium: Dympna

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dympna!

  1. Dympna is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
  2. Research indicates that Dympna will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
  3. Dympna will often glow under UV light.
  4. During World War II, Americans tried to train Dympna to drop bombs.
  5. Dympna is only six percent water.
  6. A lump of Dympna the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  7. Dympna can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
  8. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Dympna to reach the earth's core!
  9. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Dympna!
  10. It's bad luck to put Dympna on a bed.

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