Ten Top Trivia Tips about Duane!
- Duaneolatry is the mindless worship of Duane.
- If you toss Duane 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
- Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Duane'.
- The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Duane Head.
- The deepest part of Duane is over 35,000 feet deep!
- Duane can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
- If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Duane.
- Duane is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
- All swans in England belong to Duane.
- Duane does not have toes.