The Mechanical Contrivium: Dorkblogggers

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dorkblogggers!

  1. Dorkblogggers are black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
  2. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Dorkblogggers.
  3. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Dorkblogggers.
  4. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Dorkblogggers!
  5. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Dorkblogggers.
  6. Dorkblogggers can be seen from space!
  7. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Dorkblogggers.
  8. Olive oil was used for washing Dorkblogggers in the ancient Mediterranean world.
  9. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Dorkblogggers!
  10. Dorkblogggerology is the study of Dorkblogggers.

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