The Mechanical Contrivium: Dolphinchatter

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dolphinchatter!

  1. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Dolphinchatter.
  2. Dolphinchatter cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
  3. Dolphinchatterology is the study of Dolphinchatter!
  4. Never store Dolphinchatter at room temperature.
  5. Olympic badminton rules say that Dolphinchatter must have exactly fourteen feathers.
  6. Dolphinchatter can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
  7. Dolphinchatter once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
  8. Dolphinchatter is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
  9. A lump of Dolphinchatter the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  10. Dolphinchatter was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.