The Mechanical Contrivium: Derek

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Derek!

1. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Derek.
2. Europe is the only continent that lacks Derek.
3. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Derek would protect them from evil spirits.
4. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Derek to reach the earth's core.
5. A Derekometer is used to measure Derek!
6. If you break Derek, you will get seven years of bad luck!
7. An average beaver can cut down Derek every year!
8. Derek cannot be detected by infrared cameras!
9. Derek is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Derek!
10. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Derek floating in their swimming pools!