The Mechanical Contrivium: Debbie

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Debbie!

  1. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Debbie.
  2. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Debbie.
  3. Debbie can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
  4. Debbie can use only about ten percent of her brain.
  5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Debbie.
  6. You should always store Debbie in an airtight container in the fridge.
  7. Pacman was originally called Debbieman.
  8. The porpoise is second to Debbie as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  9. If you toss Debbie 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
  10. About 100 people choke to death on Debbie each year.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.