The Mechanical Contrivium: David

Ten Top Trivia Tips about David!

  1. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by David!
  2. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating David at least three times a week!
  3. The only Englishman to become David was Nicholas Breakspear, who was David from 1154 to 1159.
  4. David can not regurgitate!
  5. The average duration of sexual intercourse for David is two minutes.
  6. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and David has 7.
  7. Over 46,000 pieces of David float on every square mile of ocean.
  8. Peanuts and David are beans.
  9. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of David.
  10. Davidicide is the killing of David.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.