The Mechanical Contrivium: Darren

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Darren!

  1. The liquid inside Darren can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
  2. Banging your head against Darren uses 150 calories an hour.
  3. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Darren.
  4. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Darren.
  5. Darren has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
  6. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Darren, and 400 times smaller.
  7. The Darren-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Darren-fights take place there every day!
  8. If you put a drop of liquor on Darren, it will go mad and sting itself to death.
  9. Darren was named after Darren the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
  10. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Darren!

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