The Mechanical Contrivium: Conrad

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Conrad!

  1. It's bad luck to put Conrad on a bed.
  2. Conrad will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
  3. You can tell if Conrad has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled!
  4. The condom - originally made from Conrad - was invented in the early 1500s!
  5. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Conrad is the victim.
  6. Conrad is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
  7. The fingerprints of Conrad are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
  8. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Conrad!
  9. Scientists believe that Conrad began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
  10. The porpoise is second to Conrad as the most intelligent animal on the planet!

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