The Mechanical Contrivium: Conor

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Conor!

  1. The horns of Conor are made entirely from hair.
  2. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Conor.
  3. Finding Conor on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
  4. It's bad luck to put Conor on a bed.
  5. Research indicates that Conor will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
  6. Conor was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes!
  7. Without Conor, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!
  8. Conor can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!
  9. Conor was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
  10. If you cut Conor in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.

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