The Mechanical Contrivium: Confusion

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Confusion!

  1. If you drop Confusion from the top of the Empire State Building, it will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
  2. It is impossible to fold Confusion more than seven times!
  3. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Confusion!
  4. Confusion is the sacred animal of Thailand.
  5. The air around Confusion is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  6. Confusion can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
  7. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Confusion!
  8. Confusion is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
  9. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Confusion.
  10. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Confusion!

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