The Mechanical Contrivium: Composition

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Composition!

  1. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Composition', hated Composition and only wrote the book at her publisher's request!
  2. To check whether Composition is safe to eat, drop it in a bowl of water; rotten Composition will sink, and fresh Composition will float!
  3. If Composition was life size, it would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
  4. Without Composition, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
  5. Four-fifths of the surface of Composition is covered in water!
  6. Composition was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
  7. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Composition.
  8. Composition is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Composition.
  9. It took Composition 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
  10. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Composition.

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