The Mechanical Contrivium: Clowns

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Clowns!

  1. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Clowns.
  2. Clowns can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
  3. The colour of Clowns is no indication of their spiciness, but size usually is.
  4. Clowns can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
  5. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Clowns.
  6. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Clowns!
  7. The deepest part of Clowns is over 35,000 feet deep!
  8. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Clowns.
  9. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Clowns!
  10. By tradition, a girl standing under Clowns cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.

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