The Mechanical Contrivium: Christopher

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Christopher!

  1. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Christopher supply!
  2. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Christopher.
  3. The colour of Christopher is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is!
  4. If you toss Christopher 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
  5. Scientists believe that Christopher began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
  6. The international dialling code for Christopher is 672.
  7. A lump of Christopher the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  8. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Christopher!
  9. Christopher will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C!
  10. Christopher is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.

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