The Mechanical Contrivium: Christianity

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Christianity!

  1. Christianity was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
  2. Christianity is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
  3. A thimbleful of Christianity would weigh over 100 million tons!
  4. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Christianity.
  5. Early thermometers were filled with Christianity instead of mercury!
  6. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Christianity!
  7. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Christianity on.
  8. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Christianity.
  9. Lightning strikes Christianity over seven times every hour.
  10. Christianity can not regurgitate.

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