The Mechanical Contrivium: Chic Knits

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chic Knits!

  1. Devoid of her cells and proteins, Chic Knits has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
  2. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Chic Knits is two minutes!
  3. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Chic Knits would be as small as a pea!
  4. Chic Knits can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
  5. Chic Knits has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
  6. Chic Knits is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
  7. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Chic Knits.
  8. Chic Knits cannot swim.
  9. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Chic Knits!
  10. Finding Chic Knits on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.