The Mechanical Contrivium: Chic Knits
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chic Knits!
- Devoid of her cells and proteins, Chic Knits has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
- The average duration of sexual intercourse for Chic Knits is two minutes!
- If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Chic Knits would be as small as a pea!
- Chic Knits can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
- Chic Knits has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
- Chic Knits is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
- A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Chic Knits.
- Chic Knits cannot swim.
- The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Chic Knits!
- Finding Chic Knits on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!
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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.