The Mechanical Contrivium: Chad

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chad!

1. Chad was originally called Cheerioats.
2. A thimbleful of Chad would weigh over 100 million tons!
3. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Chad!
4. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Chad!
5. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Chad.
6. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Chad!
7. Chad is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!
8. The fingerprints of Chad are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!
9. Chad will often glow under UV light!
10. Devoid of his cells and proteins, Chad has the same chemical makeup as sea water.