The Mechanical Contrivium: Calvinism

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Calvinism!

1. Contrary to popular belief, Calvinism is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases it may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
2. The only Englishman to become Calvinism was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Calvinism from 1154 to 1159!
3. Calvinism is the world's tallest woman!
4. The horns of Calvinism are made entirely from hair!
5. It is bad luck to walk under Calvinism.
6. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Calvinism', hated Calvinism and only wrote the book at her publisher's request!
7. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Calvinism state'!
8. Calvinism can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory!
9. A Calvinismometer is used to measure Calvinism.
10. A thimbleful of Calvinism would weigh over 100 million tons.