The Mechanical Contrivium: Butt

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Butt!

  1. Butt can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
  2. If you put a drop of liquor on Butt, it will go mad and sting itself to death!
  3. Over 46,000 pieces of Butt float on every square mile of ocean.
  4. Butt can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
  5. Butt was named after Butt the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
  6. The international dialling code for Butt is 672!
  7. Worldwide, Butt is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!
  8. Butt is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
  9. When Butt is swallowed, it will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
  10. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Butt state'.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.