The Mechanical Contrivium: Bubba

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bubba!

  1. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Bubba.
  2. You should always open Bubba at least an hour before drinking him.
  3. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Bubba!
  4. Bubba has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
  5. In Japan, Bubba can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
  6. Bubba is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
  7. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Bubba.
  8. Bubba can smell some things up to six miles away.
  9. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Bubba!
  10. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Bubba.

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