The Mechanical Contrivium: Bryan

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bryan!

  1. Bryan was the first Tsar of Russia.
  2. Bryan can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
  3. Bryan was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
  4. The horns of Bryan are made entirely from hair!
  5. The porpoise is second to Bryan as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  6. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Bryan.
  7. Devoid of its cells and proteins, Bryan has the same chemical makeup as sea water!
  8. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Bryan!
  9. Bryan never said 'Play it again, Sam'!
  10. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Bryan!

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