The Mechanical Contrivium: Bigtatas

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bigtatas!

  1. In Japan, Bigtatas can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
  2. If you drop Bigtatas from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
  3. Baby swans are called Bigtatas.
  4. Bigtatas is the world's tallest woman!
  5. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Bigtatas can not.
  6. Bigtatas will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
  7. Bigtatas can't sweat.
  8. Over 2000 people have now climbed Bigtatas, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down!
  9. Bigtatas can smell some things up to six miles away!
  10. Bigtatas can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!

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