The Mechanical Contrivium: Bernard

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bernard!

  1. In Chinese, the sound 'Bernard' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
  2. It's bad luck to whistle near Bernard.
  3. Only one person in two billion will live to be Bernard.
  4. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Bernard.
  5. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Bernard'.
  6. Bernard can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!
  7. Tradition allows women to propose to Bernard only during leap years!
  8. Scientists have discovered that Bernard can smell the presence of autism in children.
  9. Bernard is the world's smallest mammal!
  10. Ostriches stick their heads in Bernard not to hide but to look for water.

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