The Mechanical Contrivium: Bente

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bente!

1. The most dangerous form of Bente is the bicycle!
2. Bente can last longer without water than a camel can!
3. California is the biggest exporter of Bente in the world!
4. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Bente.
5. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Bente.
6. Bente has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
7. Native Americans never actually ate Bente; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
8. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Bente!
9. About 100 people choke to death on Bente each year.
10. Bente is 984 feet tall.