The Mechanical Contrivium: Authors

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Authors!

1. Authors are the sacred animal of Thailand!
2. Authors are the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
3. Authors have often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
4. Tradition allows women to propose to Authors only during leap years.
5. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Authors in your mouth.
6. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Authors are the victim.
7. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Authors, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
8. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Authors.
9. Authors are often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Authors.
10. Authors have a memory span of three seconds!