The Mechanical Contrivium: Ash Thompson

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ash Thompson!

1. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Ash Thompson, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
2. Red Ash Thompson at night, shepherd's delight. Red Ash Thompson at morning, shepherd's warning.
3. Contrary to popular belief, Ash Thompson is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
4. Ash Thompson has 118 ridges around the edge.
5. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Ash Thompson!
6. Ash Thompson will often glow under UV light.
7. Ash Thompson is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Ash Thompson.
8. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Ash Thompson supply!
9. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Ash Thompson!
10. Ash Thompsonolatry is the mindless worship of Ash Thompson.