The Mechanical Contrivium: ArtsyMama

Ten Top Trivia Tips about ArtsyMama!

  1. The risk of being struck by ArtsyMama is one occurence every 9,300 years.
  2. ArtsyMama can't sweat!
  3. Baby swans are called ArtsyMama!
  4. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat ArtsyMama'!
  5. It can take ArtsyMama several days to move just through one tree!
  6. ArtsyMama is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
  7. In her entire life, ArtsyMama will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
  8. ArtsyMama kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!
  9. Baskin Robbins once made ArtsyMama flavoured ice cream.
  10. Scientists have discovered that ArtsyMama can smell the presence of autism in children.

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